i've got 26 minutes.
I've got about 26 minutes to think of something witty and worthwhile to write. Excuse my spelling and grammar, although Yvonne-zo has already commented that my English is going dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnn despite the fact that I have been teaching English all year long.
Any snootch.
My parents visited, and it was indeed pleasant. Loved it. They went home, but so will I in less than 2 months. Which brings me to the following:
HOLY SHIT IT'S MAY.
Ok, now with that out of the way... Today, I spent a good 2 minutes thinking about what it would be like to steal a car. 2 minutes is a long time to think about that kind of stuff. I just saw a parked car, with the engine on, and the door wide open, and I imagined what it would be like if I got in and took off. Then, I realized that it was right in front of the police station, plus the road ahead was blocked off. It is never good to steal. Except wireless. Just kidding.
And for the funny student English of the week!
We're doing poetry right now, and our kids are writing poems for their mothers. I was giving some ideas to this one student, and he was asking me if his little lines of the poem were good. What he meant to say was "You made me and you filled me with life." What he actually read to me was, "You do me and make me full." Oedipus complex!!!! I, of course, corrected him.
Ok, that didn't quite take 26 minutes, but I can't think about more things to tell you all.
Thus ends this scattered entry.
peace.
Any snootch.
My parents visited, and it was indeed pleasant. Loved it. They went home, but so will I in less than 2 months. Which brings me to the following:
HOLY SHIT IT'S MAY.
Ok, now with that out of the way... Today, I spent a good 2 minutes thinking about what it would be like to steal a car. 2 minutes is a long time to think about that kind of stuff. I just saw a parked car, with the engine on, and the door wide open, and I imagined what it would be like if I got in and took off. Then, I realized that it was right in front of the police station, plus the road ahead was blocked off. It is never good to steal. Except wireless. Just kidding.
And for the funny student English of the week!
We're doing poetry right now, and our kids are writing poems for their mothers. I was giving some ideas to this one student, and he was asking me if his little lines of the poem were good. What he meant to say was "You made me and you filled me with life." What he actually read to me was, "You do me and make me full." Oedipus complex!!!! I, of course, corrected him.
Ok, that didn't quite take 26 minutes, but I can't think about more things to tell you all.
Thus ends this scattered entry.
peace.
posted by Lisa at 10:27 AM
3 Comments:
Any snootch. Best line EVER.
(1) Yay for coming home!
(2) It's good not to die by being tromped up by bulls
(3) Blogger.com is actually an a-ok outlet for Lisa news.
(4) You can make fun of my Engrish any time you want. I don't even have an excuse....
i agree...any snootch was the highlight of that entry.
when do you come home? we have to meet up when we are both back! tea and soondubu and boba and, and...
my english is non-existent. i catch myself saying incorrect things all the time. i am a little worried that i will not remember how to intellectually communicated when i get home.
Im willing to bet my liver that chandler and joey are dead...
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